Defending a Good Dick

Harry "Whit" Whittington, accident victim, shown wearing his favorite hat. The hat was a gift from the students of Liberal Arts Elementary School, in Houston, for the time Whit gave them so generously, entertaining Mrs. Leadbottom's 1st grade class of '05 with his famous 'rubber ruler trick'. It's been said that Whit WORE the BIRD-LIKE HAT constantly, both in and OUTDOORS. Both in town and out ON THE HUNT. Whether or not he was wearing it on the day he was unfortunately shot in the face with a shotgun at close range by the Vice President of the U.S. has not been released.