Bead Catcher
She's super, she's the Bead Catcher of Bourbon Street. The arrives every Mardi Gras. Fat Tuesday. The Quarter. Her rack is unmatched in it's glory. Her rack is Gorgon; like Medusa, her rack has the power to turn men to stone, without the snake hair. Without being heinously hideous. The opposite. Okay, it doesn't literally turn men to stone, but rivets them. And, compelled beyond their control to bestow the best and biggest beads upon her. The BCofBS always wins. She is the Queen of Mardi Gras.
posted by kb at 11:12 PM
2 Comments:
I have never been to mardi gras and I live in Louisiana, but North Louisiana. Mardi Gras is for everyone in this state. but you are so right about her she is a superhero I could hang with lol, but this is pretty funny.
You've seen her? I have. She's awesome. She can take more than your beads, but she doesn't. She gives. she gave. I'd do anything she asked.
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