Back on the Job!

Harry "The Peppered Pioneer" Whittington re-entered the work-force as the newest head of FEMA today, after fully recovering from the unfortunate hunting accident in which Deadeye Dick "lightly seasoned" his upper-right torso/head/face. Beaming from behind his new desk, Harry stated inequivicably that there were no three cases of Duff Lager present that day. "It's just rumors! And, I ain't got a single bird-hat! Them fotos Scalia took was doctered! There weren't no beer!" he confided to Vice Voices' Megan Stuffup in an exclusive Vice Voices interview.