Secret Advisory Session Exposed!

In a statement released today, the White House deplored the leaking of closed-door, secret advisory meetings as playing into the enemy's hands. The Liberal blogoshere was berated on Faux News as aiding and abetting the enemy: "Thanks to faux news agencies like Vice Voices publishing these treasonous leaks, exposing our modusses of operandi (sic), the enemy, the American people, Liberals and Democrats, are out there, in their dens, laughing at us!"