Rove Defiant!

The President's top advisor, Carl Rove, expressed his characteristic defiance at the annual Symposium on Evolution Conference held by top scientists in the field this weekend in Kansas. "That I'm evolved from a monkey is just ludicrous!" exclaimed the portly, pink propagandist, before politely paroling himself to the periphery of the premeditavely politicized, and permanently porcine permeated procedings.