The Rummy III Slated for Fall Release

Continuing his quest for world domination, starting from somewhere within the Middle-East, The Rummy and his evil minions again wreak havok and destruction, in part three of The Rummy franchise. In this version of the classic, the Rummy is portrayed as the good guy, defeats the insurgent rebel band led by Canadian, Brendon Bin Fraser, and is greeted as "The Great Liberator" by the surviving world, which he goes on to rule kindly and gently from his magnificent Ivory Tower, in a secure, undisclosed location. Bechtel Pictures, Inc., in conjuntion with Carlyle Cinema and Halliburton World View, planned on releasing the film in Iran, but are now concerned they won't have the support to open the new theaters necessary for the essential blockbuster opening today's savvy audiences expect. "These days, a successful opening depends on shocking and awing sophisticated film-goers," stated Don Rumsfeld, the star of the film. "I believe we can accomplish just that, providing we can target multiple theaters. And, despite the lack of cooperation by UN Artists, I still believe we can do it, even if we have to go 'indy.'"