Republicans Not to be Outdone

In an effort to counter Democrats' sway with the "hoodlum vote," Republicans launched a new campaign yesterday, "to remind hoodlum voters who the real thugs are." Carl Rove appeared on Larry King, saying, "Yo, c'mon y'all. I axe you, how many a Dems actually shot a homey in the face wit a shotgun? We da downest."