Oprah Agrees to Recommend Bush Memoir!

The President expressed deep gratitude to the Baroness of Book-sales during a very special episode of "O" on The O Network. However, the President's appearance was taped prior to the talk show queen's follow-up interview with James Frey, rebuking her prior endorsement of his misrepresented "non-fiction" memoir, "A Million Little B-Esses," which turned out to be fiction. The publishers of "The Nucular Presidency, A Monarch's Memoir" have postponed publication of the President's prose, and served a cease-and desist order on Harpo TV to prevent the airing of the Empress of Endorsement's endorsement episode, which included the President's expression of excessive extolation. The legal maneuver successfully blocked the show's airing, but fortunately, Vice Voices received this exclusive leaked production still.