Science Abuses Religion Tax Clause

In a bold move, using the Intelligent Design Legal Team's own argument: "Evolution is a belief," against them, Science established tax-free Religious status in today's session of the "Frist Monkey Trials," being held in Topeka Federal Court. All scientists now hold tax-free "minister" status, and will be moved to manses on the grounds of their respective laboraties, now to be refered to as "Missions." The Church of Scientology has aligned with Christian Scientists to file a trademark infringement lawsuit to block Science from access to federal poverty relief funds distribution, claiming Science would deprive the needy of state-sanctioned Christian and Elron proselytizing.