New From the Ministry of Misinformation

-Alexi Kahn, VV staff Etymologist

Jus-tice: n. Juss'-tiss; 1. Revenge, retribution, punishment. 2. Person empowered by The Party with the authority to exact revenge, retribution, determine and/or inflict punishment.

All other definitions have been classified archaic, no longer appropriate for a post 9/11 Merica, and are hereby discarded.