Capitol Still Infested

Sargent "Beef" Cherki, VV staff Military Affairs Counselor

The plague of Chickenhawks visited upon the White House remains a problem. It has however, provided a clue to a perplexing question.

The age-old riddle of which came first, the chicken or the hawk has been answered by the Bush administration, in the evolution of the sub-species, "chickenhawk." It was the chicken that came first, in the avoidance of harms-way during the chicken's window of opportunity to not be a chicken. The chicken then evolved into the chickenhawk once the window had closed. The chickenhawk is known for its bellicose squawking, from within its secure, undisclosed nesting location. It is unique in its ability to both create "harms-way" situations and coerce others to resolve them.