"Just a Few Chums, Hangin' Out"

Woody N. Bernstein, VV staff Conspiracy Registrar

Neil Bush, Jamal Daniel and (then) Cardinal Ratzinger, shown on the eve of co-founding the Foundation for Advanced Intercultural Research and Interreligious Exchance, headquartered in Switzerland, where all the secret bank accounts are. "Speculators who assume they're some sort of money laundering cabal, or are otherwise involved in the transfer of said monies, are hysterical, leftie, moonbat, liberal looney toons," said the group's spokesman, Bill O'Really. "And just because they were all in The Skulls back in college, and Ratzo here is wearing the official Skulls Skull Cap, don't mean nothin' neither. So shut up."