Vice Voices Garners Bi-Partisan Support

-Stephen Hawkins, VV staff Cryogenic Correspondent

Ex-President Richard M. Nixon, who'd resigned in disgrace in 1974 to avoid impeachment over the notorious Watergate Hotel burglary of a Democratic campaign headquarters, emerged from his cryogenic chamber today for a brief show of support for the critical work the staff of Vice Voices are endeavoring tirelessly to fulfill. The Ex-President stood at the doorway of his chamber just long enough to stiffly wave the universal Vice Voices hand sign, before he had to demerge back inside or risk fully thawing. Fully thawing would have meant Mr. Nixon would have been unable to be refrozen, as top scientists and gourmet chefs agree, one cannot refreeze meat.