President "Can't Get Fooled Again"

-Megan Stuffup, VV staff Political Commentator

In an ironic twist on the "Emperor's New Clothes" fable, President Bush met with famous French fashion designer, Rene Matisse in Paris today, where he was fitted with a uniform made of the latest in today's fabric technology, "Regalia," which turned out to be a wholly fictional fabric. "Them Frenchies had me goin'!" exclaimed the President. "All ooh-in' and ahh-in' over how fine I looked, in their fabric of lies and deceit!"
he uttered. "But, fool me once, uh, er... can't be fooled... can't get fooled again! Can't fool me again!" Adding insult to injury, the President, having realized he'd been had while leading a parade of disbelieving servicemen through the streets of Paris (shown above), tried to make a dignified retreat through a locked gate, only to suffer a minor bruised groin in a mishap with the ornate wrought-iron handle. Blood was spilled, and the US is expected to call for retaliatory sanctions against the uncivil, indecent, Franco-pranksters.