Bush Creates Broad New Security Entity

Addressing the Nation's Homeland Security needs, regarding the unification of information gathered by the separate intelligence and law enforcement agancies operating under the federal government's perview, President George "Dubya" Bush today announced the formation of a single agency to forever solve the nation's security needs. Party Member Jebediah Bush has been nominated as the Security Czar of the "Kinder Gentler Bureau" (K.G.B.), so named in honor of the President's father, former President George Herbert Dubya Bush. That the nomination must still pass Congressional approval, Vice President Dickard Cheney quipped, "We expect an up-or-down vote on this immediately, as this nominee deserves. We expect the nomination to pass with 100% approval, thanks to the new Diebold voting machines installed in Congress last week"