Sunday, March 05, 2006

"Right to Bear Bombs" Case Ruling





The Supreme Court ruled today on the NBA's (National Bomb Association) controversial 2nd ammendment "right to bear bombs" case. In a split decision, the high court held that the people's right to bear bombs is inviolate. In a move to comform to the court's ruling, and utilizing the precident set in "protest zones" established during the Presidential and G8 summit meetings of early this millenium, states have begun setting up "Terror Zones," wherein bombers are restricted in exercising their 2nd ammendment rights.

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