President Tempted to Fall Off Wagon

Concerned over rumors that President George "Dubya" Bush had fallen off the AA wagon, Vice President Dick Cheney decided to personally put the President to task, to see for himself if the President would succumb to temptation. Take heart, America! The President did not fall! It was close, but the President maintained his steely resolve and did not succumb. After the rigorous, grueling ordeal, President Bush declared, "I been timted before, but a man's got to resist timtation, and that's what I did. I resisted timtation. Resisted it good. Now, after a weekend of solitudinous, I'll be at the ranch for a brief, uh, 28 day, uh, vication."