Black Holes Passe!
-Dr. Ivana Goshopin, VV staff Astronomy Fashion Analyst"Light Blue with Multi-Colored Energy Field Hole" discovered in space!
Science unveiled "the new black" for this spring, in its latest collection from designer Yves St. Hubble, at yesterday's Annual Universal Fashion convention in Houston, Tx. "Black Holes are so 20th Century," said Dr. St. Hubble "Today's holes come in fresh, bright colors, to celebrate Spring and the feeling of hope. I give you... The Blue Hole!" St. Hubble said, to a roar of Fashionable Astronomer applause.
On a more dour note, this particular Light Blue with Multi-Colored Energy Field Hole was photographed by little Timmy Briers, of Jackson Hole, New Jersey, with a Hubble (tm) binocu-Cam (r), from his back yard. Science has since confirmed that this particular cosmic structure is crustacean in biology; lean, hungry, unstoppable, and headed straight for Timmy's back yard in Jackson Hole, New Jersey. Fortunately for the rest of us, it is headed straight for Jackson Hole, New Jersey, a suburb of Newark, and thus is not expected to survive its first taste of Earth.
posted by kb at 5:15 PM
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-Dr. Lenny Spock, VV staff Empirologist
Holy Crap! This kind of stuff is floating around in space? I had no idea! The special effects guys on Star Trek need to see this! What would happen if The Enterprise were to fly into this? Could Captain Kirk passionately argue his way out and save the crew? WTF is this? What the h is growing on it? Kinda looks like moss, or coral. Ya know, screw this "take over the world" crap. It's just a bunch of shmoes like me out there, who I just want to leave me the hell alone anyway. Space! Lets explore space instead! Awesome. Just awesome.
Check it out:
http://www.spacetelescope.org/bin/images.pl?searchtype=wallpaper
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