Harris Campaigns to Restore Dignity

Prayfo A. Dollar, VV staff Theological Consultant

The campaign staff of Katherine Harris has jumped ship. Well, I say, "Hallelujah!" I, Reverend Prayfo A. Dollar, have taken on the job of getting Mrs. Harris elected, for just slightly above my normal tithe of 15%. That's us shown above, taking the campaign to the streets, to the ordinary John, Dick and Lizzy. You have to admit, we look damn good. You know you want to vote for that, unless you're one of those "Danglin' Chads" from Key West. Listen to your insides, that's God in you telling you to send a dollar for Kathy. Make it $20, and I can arrange a private consultation with her for you to express your desires, for how you want her to perform, in office.