Wardrobe Function Tests

The final choice, jet fighter pilot and aircraft carrier.


Should we announce it from the ranch in Crawford?


From a land-based installation?


Land-based option 2.


Appeal to the Log Cabin Republicans?

-Ivana Goshoppin, VV staff Fashion Consultant

Before deciding on the jet-fighter pilot costume and "G.I. George Commander-In-Chief Action Chopper," (top), to announce vitory in "Operation Iraqi Liberation, President Bush explored several possible options. Under the Freedom of Fashion Information Act, VV has acquired some of the photos taken during the decision-making process.