Sunday, December 31, 2006

Amazing New Wearable Air Guitar!


ViceVoices announces our latest hit product: The Awesome Amazing, Wearable Air Guitar, Deluxe Neo-Classical Version t-shirts and gift items! Ultra-realistic hardwoods, strings, fret board, and resonance-hole provide a quality, hand-crafted strumming, picking and plucking surface for you to dazzle the dudes and charm the chicks! Other air-guitarists will be holding nothing, while you will not be not without a finely-detailed, tangible, name-brand pseudo- instrument! Never be without an Air-Guitar again, with your Deluxe VV Original, Awesome Amazing Air-Guitar shirt! Rock On Forever!

Our adult-sized shirts come in a pleasing assortment of colors and sizes, and provide ample fingerboard for even the clumsiest of fingers!

Four full frets allow Bmajor & minor, and the full range of open chords!

Amaze your friends by jamming along with any band, any soloist, anywhere, anytime, in any key, at any volume, with amazing precision!


Did you know that the VV Original Air Guitar dog t-shirt can turn your ordinary household dog into a VV Original Air Guitar dog? Why have just an ordinary pet, when you can have an air-playable Downtown Deluxe Dobro dog? Dude!?!

Turn your nothing-but-a-hound and/or Seeing-Eye dog into a Hearing-Ear, Jamming-Down, Red-Hot, Hot-Dog! Dude!!!



And, why have just an ordinary baby when you can have a VV Original extra- ordinary Air- Guitar baby? Just dress him/her in this quality onesie, hold him/her sideways, crank up that stereo, and get down with your bad inner Jimmy Page air- pickin' rock- guitar- god self!

Kids like it too! "Hey, that tickles!" "Raucous laughter!" And, it's probably not child-abuse in your area!*

*(Check with local, state, and national laws prior to use, handle with appropriate care, and never allow strangers to air-play your child!)

Not available in stores, only at the ViceVoices Online Jubilee of Wonderment!

3 Comments:

Blogger C-dell said...

Cool, I wouldn't mind making a tee ti market my blog. I already made flyers. stop by the blog and leave me some comments.

8:20 PM  
Blogger kb said...

I don't know what a ti market is, but it sounds good. I didn't get a flyer, but I'd like to see one.

I need clips of parents abusing babies to within one inch of the law, air-guitaring them in these onesies. At least stills. Air-babies. I need Air Babies to be the next big thing. So I can have enough bank to not have to sell out.

11:45 PM  
Blogger C-dell said...

to market my blog, not ti market. My bad. Clerical error

12:54 PM  

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