Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Earl's Wetland Habitats & Exotic Fowl Emporium

Convert your backyard patio to a federlly funded wetlands habitat! Don't miss out! Recently amended wetland classifications allow homeowners to claim federal funds for private wetlands maintained on their property! Let Earl help you get in on it! Did you know that including your yard in the BLM's base of wetland habitats entitles you to BIG write-offs on your property taxes? Come on down to Earl's Wetland Habitats and Exotic Waterfowl Emporium (formerly Disco's Hot Tub and Tanning Warehouse) today! Act now, before congress flip-flops again! Be a part of the solution!

1 Comments:

Blogger C-dell said...

The Wetland situation is a real problem. Reports show that wetland has actually increased, but that includes water on golf courses. That is what it has come to where in order to save the wetlands we must change the meaning of wetlands. conservation of our natural habitats is a key issue. once the wetlands disappear slowly, but surely so will the rainforest, grasslands,tundra and so forth.

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