Bongzac™

Wondering what it would be like if pot were legal. There would be branding. Point-of-purchase ads. Promises. Hype. Written by stoners. The new Bongzac™, relieves symptoms, n' shit!

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Baroque Obama

Today we did our official Presidential portrait, v1.2. We feel it is by far the most baroque portrait of President Baroque Obama ever, and therefor should win. Here, President Baroque Obama is enjoying a humorous missive, doubtlessly from Good King Wenceslus, of Xanastan, (which neighbors Xanadu, on the funny side).

Of course, you needn't wait for the official sanction of the U.S. Gov't to be enjoying this most baroque of Baroque Obama portraits in your own home! Simply click here, and in no time at all you'll be baroquifying your home, or self, basking in a bounty of baroque style!

Happyzac™

Hey! That's what I call it, too!

That's what I did today. And, you could be wearing it in no time, by scoring your own here! Or here! Or, perhaps, here!