Amazing New Wearable Air Guitar!

ViceVoices announces our latest hit product: The Awesome Amazing, Wearable Air Guitar, Deluxe Neo-Classical Version t-shirts and gift items! Ultra-realistic hardwoods, strings, fret board, and resonance-hole provide a quality, hand-crafted strumming, picking and plucking surface for you to dazzle the dudes and charm the chicks! Other air-guitarists will be holding nothing, while you will not be not without a finely-detailed, tangible, name-brand pseudo- instrument! Never be without an Air-Guitar again, with your Deluxe VV Original, Awesome Amazing Air-Guitar shirt! Rock On Forever!

Our adult-sized shirts come in a pleasing assortment of colors and sizes, and provide ample fingerboard for even the clumsiest of fingers!

Four full frets allow Bmajor & minor, and the full range of open chords!

Amaze your friends by jamming along with any band, any soloist, anywhere, anytime, in any key, at any volume, with amazing precision!


Did you know that the VV Original Air Guitar dog t-shirt can turn your ordinary household dog into a VV Original Air Guitar dog? Why have just an ordinary pet, when you can have an air-playable Downtown Deluxe Dobro dog? Dude!?!

Turn your nothing-but-a-hound and/or Seeing-Eye dog into a Hearing-Ear, Jamming-Down, Red-Hot, Hot-Dog! Dude!!!



And, why have just an ordinary baby when you can have a VV Original extra- ordinary Air- Guitar baby? Just dress him/her in this quality onesie, hold him/her sideways, crank up that stereo, and get down with your bad inner Jimmy Page air- pickin' rock- guitar- god self!

Kids like it too! "Hey, that tickles!" "Raucous laughter!" And, it's probably not child-abuse in your area!*

*(Check with local, state, and national laws prior to use, handle with appropriate care, and never allow strangers to air-play your child!)

Not available in stores, only at the ViceVoices Online Jubilee of Wonderment!

Chain of Command

Cutaway-view of the structure of "first-world" ruling hierarchy, motive, ends, and means. Inspired by a history of the US military being called in, at the request of business, to quell labor strikes. Link

Click on image(s) to view larger. Image print size: ~10.15 x 34".

Pen and ink drawing, done on 10 sheets of typewriter paper so as to be scannable, and manipulable at the highest resolution possible, in Adobe. Assembled and digitized with Adobe Photoshop and Illustrator. Inked with Macron #o5 and "regular" Flair pens, 10.75 x 36" full size.

By your host, aka Kb. Prints available at the ViceVoices Creative Outlet Mini-Mall.

Hope this thousand works-words works in place of a thousand word-words.

Guitar Night

Being a mediochre amateur guitarist I enjoy the talents of gifted guitarists. Tonight we listen to people treat the guitar like it was a musical instrument.

Chet Atkins

Oh Susanna

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