The Christian Ownership Society, v1.0

The Crusades. The Inquisition. The Salem Witch Trials. Jesus, dude, you let your message get out of hand.

The enlightened vision you laid out for us has been perverted. Your ambassadors have taken the hammer over the wine.

Give me super-powers and I'll fix this shit.

Amen.

Love Is a Piano

Love hits you like a ton of bricks that fell from the sky while you were just passing by.